THANKS FOR THAT!

DOES THIS HELP ANYBODY?

JEFFREY TOOBIN SAID IT:

oh no!

he said it's a train wreck for obama admin in supreme court today.

THE SUPREME COURT

WHAT ABOUT MY MEDICARE?

BAD DREAMS

I missed the bus.

I had no birthday.

If you tell someone your dream, it won't happen.  
I told these dreams.
I had a happy birthday. 


so there.

COWARDLY SUSAN G KOMEN

I support Planned Parenthood!

HOW "ARE" YOU?

i'm irritated.

take me shopping.  come for a walk.  stop by.

thank you.

CANCER IS SO BARBIE!

Maybe someone is comforted by the "BALD AND BEAUTIFUL BARBIE" campaign but I think the thing that makes a woman look beautiful during chemo is her personal resolve to survive.  Not her Barbie eyes on a baldie doll head.

     

I'm GLAM, I am.

SCAN THE MAN

IT'S HOLIDAY TIME!  I'M GETTING ON A PLANE!
GUESS WHAT I GET TO CHOOSE?

RADIATION!
OR HUMILIATION!

I'm pretty frikkin glad I don't have a poop bag no more.

STUPID, HURTFUL, LAME

THINGS PEOPLE SAY:

STUPID: my odds of being hit by a bus are 1 in 2 million.
my odds of dying of cancer are 1 in 2.

HURTFUL: there is no "false hope."  there is only hope.

LAME: it's my book.

NO REFILLS!

I DON'T NEED THEM

....  do I?  

RIDIN' THE WAVE

FEELIN' GOOD..

YOU?

PLEASE ALLOW 6-8 WEEKS

FOR DELIVERY

WHAT, ME WORRY?

WHACK-A-MOLE

 HURRY, HURRY, STEP RIGHT UP!

TAKE A CRACK AT THE WHACK-A-MOLE!

yes. we're there.  

f* you, cancer. leave my friends alone!  






 

WHY COLON CANCER DOESN'T HAVE A GOOD RIBBON

there's an official blue ribbon, does someone want to wear a brown ribbon?

WHAT NO BROWN RIBBON?

 yes. yes.  and ours?

 Dude, where's my cause?

FKKNG NY TIMES!

THE MUSIC LADY!

relief on the medical floor:

music releases anxiety, reduces pain, helps deep breathing.

music is healing

 Laura Sperling, CMP plays alto flute for patients at Georgetown University Hospital.  thank you!

STUPID SURGERY FOR MY STUPID HERNIA

 scared stupid?

a little anxious

MARCH MADNESS

sweet!

don't blow it!

WALKABOUT

 if i can't be nice,

i should go outside for a walk.

INTRUDERS

I'M SIGOURNEY WEAVER IN "ALIENS!"

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH! (LINK TO RIPLEY v ALIEN QUEEN)

SOMETIMES I'M JUST AFRAID

 

KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!

EVERYBODY HERE HAS CANCER

I was freaked out the first time I went to the cancer center.
 And a guy in line was getting upset.

 

I'm not the only one.

WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

YOU GET TO MEET LOTS OF PEOPLE AT A TEACHING HOSPITAL:

THE SURGEON, A RESIDENT, AN RN, THE NURSE PRACTITIONER, A TALL GUY, TWO GUYS IN THE DOORWAY, AND A MEDICAL STUDENT.

STUPID CANCER!

LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!

BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE

THANK YOU KIM JONG IL

FOR GIVING ME SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT!

funny:  Kim Jong Il looking at things
update: yay!  i reached another goal!  i outlived kim jong il.

F CANCER

MY HAT SAYS "FUCK CANCER"

UNLIKE DC,  WHERE PEOPLE ARE RESERVED, NEW YORKERS SPEAK UP:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?  AT THE END OF THE DAY

I'M STILL HERE! DOING MY THING, ONE F-BOMB AT A TIME.
CLICK HERE FOR LINK TO BUY A  F*CK CANCER HAT