CANCER GIFT

@womaninthehat asks, can cancer be a gift?

I think there's nothing good about cancer, unless you think this is a gift:

I could have waited for old age to appreciate a good deuce, thanks.

here's the link:

http://www.womaninthehat.com/the-gift-debate/

I FEEL KIND OF SKINNY

I'm scrawny?

okay.  I will.

today's workout brought to you by the Chinese character for BIG.

OUCH MY BILLS!

stupid bills.
even with insurance, stupid bills for stupid check-ups.

stupid medical industrial complex.
ouch my bills.

cancer is SO EXPENSIVE!

OUCH MY GUTS!

when my husband saw this he said, "ewww."

colic happens

COLO PRAYER

and the wisdom to know the difference

WAAA YOU

where are you god

if you're not talking to me.

still here?

THANKS FOR THAT!

DOES THIS HELP ANYBODY?

CANCER IS SO BARBIE!

Maybe someone is comforted by the "BALD AND BEAUTIFUL BARBIE" campaign but I think the thing that makes a woman look beautiful during chemo is her personal resolve to survive.  Not her Barbie eyes on a baldie doll head.

     

I'm GLAM, I am.

SCAN THE MAN

IT'S HOLIDAY TIME!  I'M GETTING ON A PLANE!
GUESS WHAT I GET TO CHOOSE?

RADIATION!
OR HUMILIATION!

I'm pretty frikkin glad I don't have a poop bag no more.

STUPID, HURTFUL, LAME

THINGS PEOPLE SAY:

STUPID: my odds of being hit by a bus are 1 in 2 million.
my odds of dying of cancer are 1 in 2.

HURTFUL: there is no "false hope."  there is only hope.

LAME: it's my book.

NO REFILLS!

I DON'T NEED THEM

....  do I?  

WHACK-A-MOLE

 HURRY, HURRY, STEP RIGHT UP!

TAKE A CRACK AT THE WHACK-A-MOLE!

yes. we're there.  

f* you, cancer. leave my friends alone!