CANCER GIFT

@womaninthehat asks, can cancer be a gift?

I think there's nothing good about cancer, unless you think this is a gift:

I could have waited for old age to appreciate a good deuce, thanks.

here's the link:

http://www.womaninthehat.com/the-gift-debate/

CENTER CUT PORK CHOP

nodule?  noodle?  nobu? 

You gotta have chart.  All you really need's a chart.

STOP MEASURING ME!
(because I say so.)

5 STAGES OF.....

These are the five stages of Kubler-Robbins

Have some ice cream.

I FEEL KIND OF SKINNY

I'm scrawny?

okay.  I will.

today's workout brought to you by the Chinese character for BIG.

OUCH MY BILLS!

stupid bills.
even with insurance, stupid bills for stupid check-ups.

stupid medical industrial complex.
ouch my bills.

cancer is SO EXPENSIVE!

OUCH MY GUTS!

when my husband saw this he said, "ewww."

colic happens

THERE IS NO FALSE HOPE. THERE IS ONLY HOPE

sometimes 

something good happens

BURDEN OF PROOF

I have an appointment to meet my new onc.

Here are my records.

See?  See?  I'm okay, see?

WHY ME?

why did i get cancer?

my tumor lined up with my cellphone!

I wouldn't worry about getting nuked by "GOOGLE GLASSES."
(would I?)

cancerversary

I survived emergency surgery almost 4 years ago.

still here.
no cancer.                                       (don't jinx!)
yay.

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

pray for peace

amen.

COLO PRAYER

and the wisdom to know the difference

NOT FAIR!!!

that stranger lived.  my friend died.

sometimes I just rage.

brutal cancer

brutal cancer, i hate you.   

you can kill my friends, but you can't kill everyone.  so there.

WAAA YOU

where are you god

if you're not talking to me.

still here?

DANCE CARD

STUPID STALKING LURKING LEERING CANCER:

CANCER, YOU PISSED ME OFF.

GO AWAY, DISAPPEAR, AM-SCRAY ANCER-CAY!  and don't come back.

IS IT SAFE?

WORLD BEAUTIFUL

i'm still here.

HOW TO 'SPLAIN WHEN NOTHING'S THE SAME?

cancer is SO FUNNY!

YAY! IT'S OKAY TO HAVE CANCER!

no, sorry, not okay.
but if you've ever had cancer, it's still okay to get insurance

SPEECHLESS

stupid tumors!  leave my friends alone!  what to do?

there is no "do."
there is only friendship.

BEES IN MY BUCKET

SPOILER ALERT:   "HOUSE"

Would somebody with "five months to live" have the energy and peace of mind to go on a road trip with House?  I think you're supposed to do your "bucket" list way before you're actually ready to kick it.

your list?

THE "C" WORD: ARE WE ALMOST THERE?

NED

REMISSION

CURE PLEASE?

where's the "cure?"

hurry, dammit!!

THANKS FOR THAT!

DOES THIS HELP ANYBODY?

JEFFREY TOOBIN SAID IT:

oh no!

he said it's a train wreck for obama admin in supreme court today.

THE SUPREME COURT

WHAT ABOUT MY MEDICARE?

BAD DREAMS

I missed the bus.

I had no birthday.

If you tell someone your dream, it won't happen.  
I told these dreams.
I had a happy birthday. 


so there.