SCAN THE MAN

IT'S HOLIDAY TIME!  I'M GETTING ON A PLANE!
GUESS WHAT I GET TO CHOOSE?

RADIATION!
OR HUMILIATION!

I'm pretty frikkin glad I don't have a poop bag no more.

STUPID, HURTFUL, LAME

THINGS PEOPLE SAY:

STUPID: my odds of being hit by a bus are 1 in 2 million.
my odds of dying of cancer are 1 in 2.

HURTFUL: there is no "false hope."  there is only hope.

LAME: it's my book.

NO REFILLS!

I DON'T NEED THEM

....  do I?  

RIDIN' THE WAVE

FEELIN' GOOD..

YOU?

PLEASE ALLOW 6-8 WEEKS

FOR DELIVERY

WHAT, ME WORRY?

WHACK-A-MOLE

 HURRY, HURRY, STEP RIGHT UP!

TAKE A CRACK AT THE WHACK-A-MOLE!

yes. we're there.  

f* you, cancer. leave my friends alone!  






 

WHY COLON CANCER DOESN'T HAVE A GOOD RIBBON

there's an official blue ribbon, does someone want to wear a brown ribbon?

WHAT NO BROWN RIBBON?

 yes. yes.  and ours?

 Dude, where's my cause?

FKKNG NY TIMES!

THE MUSIC LADY!

relief on the medical floor:

music releases anxiety, reduces pain, helps deep breathing.

music is healing

 Laura Sperling, CMP plays alto flute for patients at Georgetown University Hospital.  thank you!

STUPID SURGERY FOR MY STUPID HERNIA

 scared stupid?

a little anxious

MARCH MADNESS

sweet!

don't blow it!

WALKABOUT

 if i can't be nice,

i should go outside for a walk.

INTRUDERS

I'M SIGOURNEY WEAVER IN "ALIENS!"

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH! (LINK TO RIPLEY v ALIEN QUEEN)

SOMETIMES I'M JUST AFRAID

 

KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!

EVERYBODY HERE HAS CANCER

I was freaked out the first time I went to the cancer center.
 And a guy in line was getting upset.

 

I'm not the only one.